There is no problem that "30 Rock" boss Jack Donaghy cannot solve totally dominate. During last night's series finale, he presented his team with the Six Sigma Wheel of Domination. “It’s a motivational tool I used back at GE," he said. "And it will be replacing Kabletown’s kitten in spaghetti."
Donaghy's plan to dominate includes:
Innovation: Upwards Revenue Stream Dynamics
Synergism: Golf (A), Recapitalized Integration (C), Synergized Mindshare XXXs (D)
Vertical Integration: Leveraged Disintermediation Paradigms (A), Synergized Backward Overflow (B)
Horizontal Integration: Handshakefulness (A), Bladarian Frankles (B)
Diagonal Integration: Correlations
Brand Penetration: Brutality (A), Insight (B)
Diversification: Correlation of Overseas Earning Report (A), Teamwork
Eficationication: Finular Analysis
He later realized he could dominate happiness, too:
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