Rejected candy heart sayings

A collection of some of the worst things you could say to someone on Valentine's Day

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Thank Twitter for a topical Valentine's Day joke that even the most jaded or heartbroken can enjoy:

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Happy day-after Galentine's Day, y'all.

Prachi Gupta is an Assistant News Editor for Salon, focusing on pop culture. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at pgupta@salon.com.

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