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Two nations under God
AMERICAN SPIRITUALITY IS TORN BETWEEN HELLFIRE FUNDAMENTALISM AND NEW AGE NAVEL-GAZING -- AND SOMETIMES THEY'RE HARD TO TELL APART. BY CAROL LLOYD | My friend Jennifer grew up in the Gothic shadow of Roman Catholicism but in college converted to purple-haired lesbian atheism. After graduation she rediscovered divinity in the thousand-watt smile of an Indian guru. Now she attends Tony Robbins walking-on-coals seminars, studies astrology and self-cleanses with coffee enemas twice weekly. Her mother and stepfather worry that she's out of touch with reality. They're born-again Christians and passionate participants in the conservative movement the Promise Keepers. I tell my brother, a manager at Clorox Corporation, about Jennifer and her family and he shakes his head. "People are so crazy," he says. "They'll believe anything." This is the same brother who last Christmas sternly admonished my mother that our family lacked "the higher purpose of the Clorox family." My mother and I giggled at his corporate piety, then she recounted a recent dream about a wolf -- her totemic animal -- which she claims led her to find a real wolf just off the highway the next day. I try to tell my husband about my mother's dream, but he's preoccupied with another visitation from "It," an annoying spirit that appears during his insomnia bouts and pontificates about the cosmic meaning of life. We don't talk about "It" in front of my husband's mother. She already thinks we're unstable for voting Democrat. A few years ago, before the Clinton scandal, this mild-mannered housewife informed us that President Clinton was responsible for the mysterious deaths of 42 administrators. She cited evidence from "the alternative Christian media." While this picture of my loved ones may resemble a carnival sideshow, it also gives a pretty accurate nutshell of spiritual life in America. America has become a religious garden of such exotic, homegrown and hybrid heterogeneity that it's difficult even to find two people who believe in exactly the same God. These days, it seems, every human being is a theology unto himself. N E X T+P A G E+| A nation of zealots? ILLUSTRATION BY BOB BECHTOL - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - |
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