"I want to thank Jack Abramoff..."

"This is considered the awards show the stars actually want to attend, because it's an all-night bash!" bellowed a Golden Globes announcer on Monday night. But despite the hype, the best moments came early in the evening, kicked off by Matt Dillon who, upon getting cut off by a perky host, looked as flustered as his brother Kevin's F-list character on "Entourage."