Star wreck

At Comedy Central's roast of William Shatner Sunday night, Andy Dick's tongue was loosened by several vodka cranberries. But the actor's mouth didn't so much form incriminating words as visible streaks across the faces of his fellow roasters. More graphic than Dick's assault on Nichelle Nichols -- which even a well-deployed evening wrap couldn't suppress -- was George Takei's description of Shatner as a rich, chocolatey dessert. (Via the Hater).