Happy Father's Day, dear old Dad, you strong, wise, kindhearted man, you beacon of integrity, you ... Oh, wait, that was last year's slide show.
This year we're serving up a hall of fame of truly terrible movie fathers. We're got drunks. We've got pedophiles. We've got a thieving rapist gangster redneck, a homicidal preacher, an intergalactic warlord and a lawyer who smells faintly of sulfur. Add your own rotten patriarchs in the Letters section.
And to all you fathers out there: Go ahead and raise a toast to yourself. Whatever your failings, you're almost surely a better dad than anyone in this sorry bunch.
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