As you may have heard, Salon recently purchased TuckerCarlson.net, with the intention of making it the Internet's Premiere Source of Tucker Carlson Information. We are proud to announce our first "Tucker Carlson.Net Citizen Journalists," all of whom were selected solely on their ability to make up a funny "@tuckercarlson.net" email address.
The winners, in no particular order, include:
IHugDanAbramsNoHomo@tuckercarlson.net
HonkIfBowtiesMakeYouHorny@tuckercarlson.net
as_big_a_dick_in_person@tuckercarlson.net
MasturbatingToStateCraftAsSoulCraft@tuckercarlson.net
crossfired@tuckercarlson.net
ImperialBowtieFighter@tuckercarlson.net
dailycallgirl@tuckercarlson.net
RepudiateKeithOlbermann@tuckercarlson.net
TerminallyFeebleDweeb@tuckercarlson.net
ThisIsSadAndChildish@tuckercarlson.net
TheRealityBoxIsAPlaceIVisitWhenTheTearsHaveMeltedMyWhimsy@tuckercarlson.net
PartisanMcHackly@tuckercarlson.net
Mmmwaspy@tuckercarlson.net
ThrowSomeSantorum@tuckercarlson.net
cincinnattibowtie@tuckercarlson.net
justinbieberinabowtie@tuckercarlson.net
tucker.cnn.pbs.msnbc.fox.whatever@tuckercarlson.net
Emails should be active as of tomorrow morning. Congrats, and make sure to check back here at TuckerCarlson.net for all your Tucker Carlson needs!
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