Admit it. You love them. You love them for the way they make you feel -- furious and nauseated and full of piss.
Every year you say you'll never watch them again, and every year you watch them again. Why? Because no one ever said the Oscars were fair, and there's nothing like injustice to make you feel morally superior.
So in the spirit of throwing snack foods at the television screen, Salon People's first-ever weekly poll asks you to predict this year's most predictable Oscar moments.
And the nominees are ...
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