All aboard, the S.S. Dubya

While the widely discredited Swift Boat attack campaign against John Kerry appears to be rightly sinking, a new vessel has appeared on the horizon -- and she's cruising into port with a cargo full of bona fides about George W. Bush. Join Skipper Sonny Wallace and the Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth for a cocktail or three, and a quick sail through the murky waters of the 43rd president's past. Guaranteed to cure any RNC-induced queasiness in just under 60 seconds.