Happily ever after for Kathy Griffin

For those of us despondent over the breakup of comedian Kathy Griffin and husband Matt Moline -- after their surprisingly sweet, down-to-earth marriage was captured on Bravo's "My Life on the D-List," Griffin filed for divorce on Sept. 23 -- there's good news: The two attended the classy-sounding Malibu Rum's "Light Up Your Holidays" event at Pig 'N Whistle in Los Angeles, where Griffin told a reporter, "Matt and I are like Pamela (Anderson) and Tommy Lee. We'll fuck pigs. We'll do anything. We're trying to make it work." Some straightforward marriage counseling might get better results than bestiality, but, hey -- whatever it takes!