Almost Taradise

After being bored by so many B-list celebrities on their reality TV shows, it's gratifying to watch one get slapped around a little. On the Travel Channel's "Jack Osbourne Project," Ozzy's 19-year-old rehabed son frequently gets pummeled and tears up while pursuing his dream of being an "adrenaline junkie." In the first episode, he tries to become a Thai boxer, and eventually wins a "professional" fight -- against an opponent who looks about 45, and may well be drunk. Much more enjoyable are the scenes where his hunky trainer body-kicks him and makes him jog in a plastic suit.