Happily ever, ever, ever after

As tough as it might be to see your young, overdramatic, possibly insane daughter date a middle-aged man who yells his own name every five minutes, this mom (on VH1's Flavor Flav reality show, "The Flavor of Love") sets a new standard for controling, critical finger-waggers everywhere. Or maybe she's the only sane one in the picture. We can't decide.