Wrong-headed Medusa

Last night's "Survivor" finale was relatively uneventful, save for the patchouli-scented bile spewed by Courtney, the snake-headed fire dancer who lost friends and alienated people throughout her stay in Panama. There's nothing quite as entertaining as bitter, defensive comments thinly disguised as loving, open-hearted hippie philosophy. Even though the usually-discerning Jeff Probst seems to buy into her incoherent faux-positivity ("My life is to learn!"), it's easy to see why Courtney was voted "Most Annoying" by her fellow survivors.