Rock you like a hurricane

(Cue theme music.) Today's the first day of hurricane season, and we're excited! No, no, not because of the potential death, destruction and evidence of our dwindling environmental prospect caused by the sheer mendacity of our government. (Cue that theme music.) We're excited about one thing: Hurricane news coverage! Chubby weatherman, whooshed around by the raging tides! The tears of a grizzled news veteran after saving a puppy perched upon a wardrobe! The inevitable wet T-shirt contest caused by those thrashing rains -- yeah, we're looking at you, Rob Marciano. (Cue newer theme music.) Today, we'll be celebrating great moments of storm coverage, so check back often -- and let us know if we've missed any of your favorites. (Cue final theme music.)