The hokey little yuppie

ABC's "How to Get the Guy" may constitute a whole new genre of reality TV - in a bad way. Combining the demeaningly stupid gals-crave-true-love flavor of "The Bachelor" with the magic hour shots and faux-drama of "Laguna Beach," this new variety of dating show has so many squeamishly dumb moments, it's tough to avert your eyes. But nothing is quite as bad as the "Golly gee, I've learned so much!" scripting of its voiceovers.