America’s Next Top Traitor

Former goat farmer, ex-O.C. inhabitant, and current al-Qaida spokesman Adam Gadahn, 28, became the first American since World War II charged with treason Wednesday. The rolly-polly would-be mass muderer faces a possible death sentence for his (frankly unimpressive) work since 2004 as a public face for the terrorist shop. We unearthed one of his recruitment videos, and supplied some translations where needed, below.