Kevin: no longer thinks joke at his expense

From the way Kevin Bacon describes it, we like SixDegrees.org's mission, but maybe the perennial over-actor should've warmed up or had a green tea or something before reading this earnestly chic welcome statement for the website. What's with the wooden gesticulation? This performance makes his character from "A Few Good Men" look positively loose. And what's going on with Bacon's head? From the looks of things, it's at least six degrees crooked. And, we're a little afraid to "see causes that mean something to celebrities." By all means, weigh in with some of your favorites in the comments section.