Prime Pick
Photo: Showtime
When "Weeds" returns for its third season (10 p.m. EDT on Showtime), Nancy and Conrad are being held at gunpoint, Silas has just been pulled over by the cops with his car trunk full of pot, and Shane is running away with Andy's crazy ex-girlfriend. Oh yeah, and Peter is dead, remember? But nobody cares, thanks to the quality "MILF"weed they're smoking. Afterward, don't miss David Duchovny in another smart, edgy Showtime comedy, "Californication" (10:30 p.m. EDT), in which a reckless, feckless middle-aged novelist struggles to drink and screw away his writer's block.
Also…
The third season finale of "Hell's Kitchen" (9 p.m. EDT on Fox) pits Bonnie, a young, inexperienced chef in desperate need of a cooking course, against Rock, an experienced chef in desperate need of an anger management course. Meanwhile, "The Hills" are alive with the sound of Heidi and LC fighting (third season premieres 10 p.m. EDT on MTV). These two former BFFs hate each other now -- and we can definitely relate to how they both feel. And if you've been wondering why everyone is mesmerized by meerkats, a recap of the first two seasons of "Meerkat Manor" airs at 9 p.m. EDT on Animal Planet.
On the talk shows
Regis and KellyABC, 9 a.m. EDT |
Lauren Conrad, guest co-host Enrique Iglesias |
The ViewABC, 11 a.m. EDT |
Kim Delaney, guest co-host Ross "The Intern" Mathews (repeat) |
Ellen DeGeneresSyndicated, check local listings |
Suzanne Somers, "American Idol" castoff Brandon Rogers, Audrey Delgadillo (repeat) |
Oprah WinfreySyndicated, check local listings |
Nate Berkus, Jamie Durie (repeat) |
Charlie RosePBS, check local listings |
Anthony Cordesman |
Larry KingCNN, 9 p.m. EDT |
TBA |
Jon StewartComedy Central, 11 p.m. EDT |
Bill Kristol |
Stephen ColbertComedy Central, 11:30 p.m. EDT |
Michael Jacobson |
David LettermanCBS, 11:30 p.m. EDT |
Kevin James, chef Jose Andres, White Rabbits (repeat) |
Jay LenoNBC, 11:35 p.m. EDT |
Heidi Klum, Anderson Cooper, Brad Paisley (repeat) |
Tavis SmileyPBS, check local listings |
David Yepsen, Kevin Bacon |
Jimmy KimmelABC, 12:05 a.m. EDT |
Brian Williams, Petra Nemcova, As Tall As Lions (repeat) |
Conan O'BrienNBC, 12:35 a.m. EDT |
Tom Arnold, Rainn Wilson, Jesse Malin (repeat) |
Craig FergusonCBS, 12:35 a.m. EDT |
Tori Spelling, Bill Hader, Brother Ali |
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