O say, can you see, Kate Winslet's boobs?

Bill O'Reilly patriotically salutes the actress's cleavage.

Published January 15, 2009 7:02PM (EST)

On last night's "The O'Reilly Factor," we were introduced to a trinity of awkward: Oprah Winfrey, Bill O'Reilly and Kate Winslet's breasts. It's part of the "Pinhead & Patriot" portion of the show and, well, just read the transcript:

Speaking to actress Kate Winslet about her new movie "The Reader," Oprah Winfrey said this:

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

OPRAH WINFREY, TALK SHOW HOST: One of the things I loved about the scenes -- obviously they're very sexually explicit -- but I love the fact that you have real breasts.

KATE WINSLET, ACTRESS: Thank you so much.

WINFREY: I love that you have real breasts. I love that you have real breasts.

WINSLET: Thank you so much.

WINFREY: Because in all the breast scenes, your breasts do what real breasts do.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

For giving the world something to cheer about, Oprah is a patriot.

There you have it: Kate Winslet's breasts are the equivalent of a super-sized American flag pin. (Nevermind that the actress, and her breasts, are English.)


By Tracy Clark-Flory

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