Friday link dump: God hates Jedi

• Scandal: UK PM David Cameron loses respect of all Americans when he fails to eat his hot dog with mustard.
• Detroit Police Chief Warren Evans forced to resign for trying to be a TV star.
• A US Customs employee has been charged with attempting to steal Neil Armstrong's signature.
• The battle between the Westboro Baptist Church and Comic-Con is raging, and hilarious.

By Alex Pareene

Alex Pareene writes about politics for Salon and is the author of "The Rude Guide to Mitt." Email him at apareene@salon.com and follow him on Twitter @pareene

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