Wednesday's news that the New York Stock Exchange had temporarily halted trading on all stocks due to a technical glitch was baffling to many, but it sent Stephen Colbert into full-on panic mode.
The forthcoming "Late Show" host uploaded a video titled "Apocalypse Dow" which featured himself holed up in his windowless office with emergency supplies haphazardly scattered about his desk, including a pee jar, fire extinguisher and a trove of K-Cups for good measure.
Special appearances by: A "Late Show" intern-turned-growling War Boy slathered in gray paint and Colbert's new wife, a chicken named Vindaloo.
Watch the clip courtesy of The Late Show below:
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