Ho, ho, ho. The Holidays are upon us, and our first gift of the season has arrived: An internet chock full of dank, dank Melania memes.
If you haven’t yet seen, Christmas celebrations have already kicked off on the White House's social feeds with a catalog the First Lady Melania Trump's efforts to bring seasonal cheer to the loneliest place on earth, one that was met on Twitter with an outcry of confusion, laughter and memes on memes on memes.
First, there was this somewhat disturbing video of First Lady Melania Trump watching a ballet performance, stone-faced and distant as she stared past the dancers and, perhaps, into the abyss that is her cloistered existence. The resulting memes were tight.
MELANIA: “What is it like for your body to be free?” https://t.co/F50fo4kGih
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) November 27, 2017
Melania looks like she just stumbled into the middle of all of this on her way to get a glass of water and now she doesn't know if it's weirder if she stays or if she leaves. https://t.co/yrCd5PSPxA — 🏳️🌈Jenny Trout (@Jenny_Trout) November 28, 2017
I really did not expect the Suspiria remake to be so edgy. pic.twitter.com/LOiznA7nxY
— Look out honey coz Im using technology (@MrPaulDuane) November 28, 2017
My first thought was Sadako. pic.twitter.com/pnpIUCRo09 — Dazed Bee (@dazedbee) November 27, 2017
The celebration continued with Kubrickian images of the first lady walking down a dark Christmas hallway ominously lined with white, lifeless trees. Supposedly designed by the first lady herself, the icy display may or may not be yet another cry for help from her. Who can say, really?
Ivanka: No holiday decor could be as deeply unsettling as my evil Thanksgiving clam!
Melania: Hold my klonopin... pic.twitter.com/FDiSMp5dWE— Evan DeSimone (@Smorgasboredom) November 28, 2017
ivanka: MY holidays are the starkest and the most disturbingly barren melania: hold my bare existential dread pic.twitter.com/zo0sv0wO3x — rachel handler (@rachel_handler) November 27, 2017
tfw you’re thinking about the last petal falling from your beast husband’s enchanted rose pic.twitter.com/KoGEvogz8E
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) November 27, 2017
oh cool I didn't realize Christmas fell on the same day as the purge this year https://t.co/74fm7eMlRG — maura "are jack and biz nazis?" quint (@behindyourback) November 27, 2017
Come and play with us, Barron
Forever
And ever
And ever pic.twitter.com/G2ld524ZKU
— Yung $uicidal Tho✟s (@ZANTrav) November 27, 2017
Melania deciding to add dementors to the White House Christmas decorations was a nice touch. pic.twitter.com/BviKcHKUk3 — Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) November 28, 2017
Finally, we got a full tour of the White House decorations, luxe and coldly, uncomfortably bright as they might be in a forthcoming seasonal episode of "Black Mirror".
"Stranger Things" pic.twitter.com/WYd8oT2GNH
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) November 27, 2017
Here's Melania's decoration video set to the theme song from "Halloween" pic.twitter.com/a0Xezd7GwK — Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) November 27, 2017
"The Shining" pic.twitter.com/2pzN1a5pOW
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) November 27, 2017
Joy to the world, truly.
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