Hooligans calm as England loses

Send in the clowns

Great escapists

The gutless executioners

Basic instinct

Man kills dog

Andre the Giant bombs the world!

Blue Glow

Constipation = civilization

Israel, up against the wall

"The Confirmation" by Thomas Powers

"This is a shaky death case"

No thirds allowed

Parlez-vous Universal?

Letter from France

Kill Mister Paperclip!

The police blotter

Guilty plea in Clinton coffee scandal

Necking

Cruel and unusual punishment

Virginia Woolf: The quiet revolutionary

Do-it-yourself giant brains!

31 Ejaculations: No. 16

Readers sound off on Dr. Laura's anti-homosexual message

Why some computers are noisier than others