Sorry, but you're not going to lose weight this year

I survived mass Internet rage

Cinéma vérité: "The Revenant" and "Spotlight" — two tales for our time and beyond

I was a secret hair puller

White bro reading: Yes, I’m reading men and women equally — but they’re still mostly white

"Don't go in the bedroom!": Working in Spanish soaps turned my love life upside down-- it took years for me to learn love without drama

The Internet gets its wish -- its boyfriend Oscar Isaac wins Golden Globe for best actor in TV miniseries

Doing the Golden Globes math: Maybe there's no "last f**kable day" for TV actresses — but film is a different story

Why we love the Golden Globes: The wacky upsets and weirdo nominations that make the most fun ceremony of the season

Ricky Gervais kicks off his "nicer" Golden Globes with a biting monologue: "I’ve changed— not as much as Bruce Jenner"

Foul-mouthed Jonah Hill appears as the bear from "The Revenant" at the Golden Globes

Tarantino's "ghetto" gaffe: His Golden Globes Morricone speech does not impress

Ricky Gervais takes a vicious shot at Trump's immigration policy at Golden Globes

Ricky Gervais eviscerates Mel Gibson: The nicest thing he can say is "I'd rather have a drink with him in his hotel tonight than Bill Cosby"

Leonardo DiCaprio wins the Internet by advocating for the rights of indigenous peoples at Golden Globes

"The Revenant," Taraji Henson, Jon Hamm, "The Martian": Here's your complete list of Golden Globes winners

Chris Christie's late-breaking surge is a joke: Why the NJ governor shouldn't be able to outrun Bridgegate

Ayn Rand will destroy the GOP: Paul Ryan, gun control and the brazen, cynical politics of self-interest

"Joy," the neoliberal fairy tale: Not even populist princess Jennifer Lawrence could redeem the movie's toxic brand of lone-wolf feminism

David Bowie dead at 69: "I've only really worked with the same subject matter ... isolation, abandonment, fear and anxiety — all of the high points of one's life"

Paul Krugman: Conservatives believe the economic elite are superheroes — they're not

Hurricane Donald is destroying the GOP coalition: How Nixon & Reagan's "Southern Strategy" finally imploded

"David Bowie was a true innovator": Celebrities — young and old alike — mourn the passing of David Bowie on Twitter

Joe Scarborough can't shake his "fascination" with comparing Bill Clinton's alleged crimes to Bill Cosby's

Donald Trump angry at football for becoming "soft just like the rest of our country has become soft"

#opencarrytexas: Texans are proudly documenting themselves and their guns at coffee shops, grocery stores and bakeries with this viral hashtag

A David Bowie for every mood: From "Space Oddity" to his farewell "Blackstar," Bowie's shape-shifting always felt right

Hillary's in trouble: How Bernie's gaining ground and eroding Clinton's aura of inevitability

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled: How the NRA won the war while nobody was really looking

Starman: David Bowie's 10 Most Unforgettable Video Moments

Chris Christie, former KKK Grand Wizard come to defense of Maine governor's racist remarks

5 worst right-wing moments of the week -- Ted Cruz gets downright creepy

David Bowie bent the gender rules: His "not sure if you're a boy or a girl" cool helped rewrite fashion and masculinity codes

From Vandross to Reed to Reznor — David Bowie was a genius at spotting, promoting and collaborating with artists

Jeb Bush's poverty plan is everything pathetic & bankrupt about the modern GOP

"Usually they just call me a c*nt": Here's what was really said during the numerous bleeps at last night's Golden Globes

The next "Master of None": "#Josh," a dramedy about Haitian-American millennials in Miami coming from Project Greenlight

Bloodshed in Yemen continues: 3rd Doctors Without Borders hospital bombed in Saudi-led, U.S.-backed war

David Bowie's Legacy: Here's what he left us

Iman's poignant messages before husband David Bowie's death: "The struggle is real, but so is God"

David Bowie's "death came as a complete surprise" said longtime collaborator Brian Eno in moving tribute

"I am a person that can take on the guises of different people I meet": 7 times David Bowie's gender fluidity made us want to applaud

Making Limbaugh's dreams come true: North Carolina's privacy-invading anti-abortion law forces docs to turn over photos