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April 7, 2000 |  It's true: Angelina Jolie and her brother, James Haven, have slept together!

But not since he was 7 and she was 5. "I think we fell asleep in our mom's bed while we were watching television," Haven tells Us Weekly, dismissing rampant rumors of more recent bed-sharing between them as "sick."

"I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly rather than something that can be beautiful," he says. "We love each other, and if that's unusual these days, that's sad."



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Read 'em and weep

You'll never guess what I just got in the mail.

"The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra plays the music of Meat Loaf."

Of course, like a bat out of hell, I skittered over to my computer and plunked it right in the CD slot and cranked up the volume. The moment the string section swung into "Paradise by the Dashboard Light," I knew I was done for.

"What the hell's going on in there?" hollered an irritable colleague.

The RPO has slummed like this before -- giving similar treatment to U2, Madonna, Oasis and R.E.M. -- but never before has it been able to boast, "Here are 12 simply amazing versions of the big man's biggest hits!"

Or, as John Martland points out in the liner notes, "Meat Loaf ... along with Wagner and Mozart? An orchestra can't be much more versatile than that."

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Nicolas Cage has withdrawn the petition he filed six weeks ago for a divorce from Patricia Arquette, from whom he has been separated for years. Seems those differences weren't so irreconcilable after all.

Kathleen Turner's getting mixed reviews for her turn as Mrs. Robinson in the West End production of "The Graduate." Some critics are hailing her bravery for daring to bare it all in the play's seduction scene, but U.K. Mirror theater critic Tony Purnell warns that little of the actress can be made out in the dim blue light. "Anyone from the dirty mac brigade who invests 40p in the theatre binoculars to get an eyeful," he writes, "is in for disappointment." Don't say he didn't warn you.

Not a love match? Russia's Pravda newspaper reports that hockey pro Pavel Bure has broken off his engagement to tennis player Anna Kournikova because her mother is too meddlesome. What's more, Bure told the paper, "A wedding is not in my plans. At the moment I love hockey more than anything." Ten minutes in the penalty box for unnecessary roughness!

He may be only 10, but Cody Gifford apparently knows a good opportunity for a lawsuit when he sees one. The Associated Press reports that Kathie Lee Gifford's beloved boy is suing the National Examiner for libel, claiming that the tabloid fabricated a story that Cody disrupted the set of the ABC movie "Janine & Alex: Cover Girls," in which he appeared. "It's a gratuitous, nasty article about a ... child and they think they ought to take some action," Los Angeles lawyer Barry Langberg said of the article headlined "Kathie Lee's Turning Poor Cody into a Monster." That'll give her something to talk about.
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