Tuesday link dump: 34 goats and nothin' on

• Why don't we have any judges, from Obama? Because the GOP is obstructing and because, oddly, Obama isn't nominating any. It's really frustrating!
• Dick Armey won't run for president because he's "got 34 goats that depend on me daily. I couldn't be away that long."
• Climate change-denier Bjorn Lomborg now favors a carbon tax and money for renewable energy.
• Glenn Beck has a new explicit poetry website.
• If Joe Miller wins, that means politicians are allowed to have beards again. So go Joe Miller!
• Joe Biden might be on Colbert next week.
• CBS explains how they counted the people at the Glenn Beck crying picnic. (Hint: They used "science," instead of Michele Bachmann's God of Counting.)

By Alex Pareene

Alex Pareene writes about politics for Salon and is the author of "The Rude Guide to Mitt." Email him at apareene@salon.com and follow him on Twitter @pareene

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