Well, that "Top Chef: Wisconsin" semi-final episode didn't exactly inspire much confidence or excitement, did it? Kind of a bummer going into the finale, but I'm hoping that our top three can turn that around and end this great-but-inconsistent season on a very, very high note.
Essentially an episode-long ad for Holland America cruises — featuring our final four, Chef Masaharu Morimoto, the judges and guest judges ostensibly alone on a gigantic cruise ship, which was another peculiar point of the episode — we were first treated to our cheftestants arriving in Curacao, speaking about the stark difference from Wisconsin, what they did over their six-week break and their hopes for winning the title.
The Quick Fire follows, then a sushi dinner, a fun excursion, the elimination challenge and then Judges' Table to cap off the episode, in which Laura bids adieu (for the second time), which sets the stage for our final three to compete in the big finale.
Now, don't get me wrong, the ship is gorgeous and it was super cool to see Morimoto, but it wasn't especially encouraging to see seven of the eight dishes in the final four to essentially flop. Particularly when, ideally, the cheftestants should be making their strongest dishes as the finale draws nearer. This sort of touches on why I think the six-week break is rarely a good thing, but that's a conversation for another day.
Here are the rest of my observations from the first part of the dual-episode finale:
Dan wins his first Quick Fire, which Danny deems a "rebuttal" for his QF performance in the prior episode. Wasn't it funny when all of the judges immediately cracked open their Saratoga Spring water bottles immediately after eating Savannah's dish?
The elimination challenge highlighted Holland American lines EuroDam cruise ship and its global fresh fish program, which features fish "from port to plate" and is helmed by renown chef Masaharu Morimoto. The challenge itself tasks the cheftestants with making an eight course progressive fresh fish tasting menu, collectively, each handling two courses each: Raw, steamed, mousse, poached, fried, roasted, smoked, blackened. Savannah, who gets first pick because of her wins in the prior episode, is "hesitant because [her] brain doesn't work well if there are too many options."
That little "canepa head" anecdote was sweet but the shop at the floating market was super quick, so we didn't see much of it. How interesting that Venezuela is only forty miles away from Curacao?
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The Half Moon Cay scenes were fun but I didn't anticipate Danny to react to the sting rays in such a way?
The elimination challenges dishes weren't exceptional, with Danny's smoked dish and Dan's blackened dish at the top of the pile (I must now blacken fish with Chinese Five Spice — what a great idea!). I do wonder if Savannah may have been given the boot had Laura had properly cleaned her banana leaves and added a bit of fat to her glaze?
We may never know. We were practically hit over the head with mentions or references to those darn banana leaves, which pretty much telegraphed Laura's boot right away. Kristen's comments about Laura's banana leaf dish may have really been the thing that did her in; using phrases like "uncleaned banana leaf" and "murky, muddy scent" sort of ensured that Laura would be the boot. Furthermore, Laura's second dish with the emulsion and the pineapple broth looked a bit curdled or unappetizing once the broth had been poured over top.
Danny's spheres were cool, but his mousse flopped. Savannah's futomaki with plantain and salmon was also kind of cool, but she should've steered clear of adding the pulp back into the ginger sauce. I knew there'd be some complaint about the sheer size of the futomaki, but I liked seeing Kristens going to bat for her. Her second dish, though? It left a lot to be desired — and that's putting it lightly. Tom noted how Savannah played it incredibly safe and Gail said she "didn't get juiciness" in the dish, that the bread was too much and the fish was too small, and as Kristen noted at judges' table, the whole dish ate very, very dry.
Clearly, everybody was a little off their game (sans Tom, who got in a bunch of really funny little shady comments!). I thought it was kind of fun how Kristen and Gail were trying to defend the cheftestants to the Holland America staff, trying to clarify that their food is normally much, much better than it was that day.
Danny's discussion of his hazelnut and lemon relish was the first time all episode that made me say "ohh, that sounds great." The rotating shot of the dish wasn't great; it looked like a subpar rice pudding dusted with orange zest that had no "oomph" but obviously, the flavor of that dish was something special.
I can't decide which Tom comment cracked me up more: "is this mousse cooked?" to Danny or "Dan said he hasn't cooked this fish since 2005 — he still hasn't cooked it." He's a riot when he leans into that more prickly tone, which has a slight Padma-esque nature to it (bringing back fond memories of her leading Qs like "Did you mean for this to taste like it does?")
I thought that Kristen made Dan's second dish sound great, describing the "juiciest piece of fish" that she had the entire meal and the "salty and creamy potato"
Other fun moments: Loved when Gail asked Dan why he was so "stingy with the mandarin oranges" and he said they're very hard to supreme so she said "fine, point taken." It's been cool to see Gail be a bit looser and more nonchalant this season, all the while still incorporating her incisive, beautifully-phrased feedback
Didn't love Savannah's "I feel like every time I have an advantage, I tank," but she's not lying! Also, she has no advantage in the finale now, so I'm hoping that the opposite comes to fruition: She excels with no advantages. I'm still hoping for a “oh no, she didn’t do well, but then she comes back and wins it all” type moment, though.
Isn't it neat when Tom's observations are proven entirely true? The lack of fat in Laura's glaze, the issue with Danny's mousse that "didn't souffle" because of the blast chiller and the condensation that dripped back? Love those moments
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